My Time Changed…What’s Your Excuse…


So…the time changed this weekend…and…the adjustments have begun…so far…I’m doing pretty well…well…kinda…sorta…I did over sleep yesterday…now…if you do the math…that probably sounds odd…I’m actually getting up at a time that is…an hour later…than what I was accustomed to…shouldn’t I wake up early instead of late…

Well…the answer to that is…yes…I should…and…I did…an hour early…just as predicted…I just couldn’t see getting up that early…so…I snuggled under the covers…and…about fifteen minutes before I should have gotten up…I went back to sleep…it wasn’t that long of a nap…but…I did get a late start to the day…

Same thing happened this morning…I just managed to get up on time…progress is being made…

The other complaint…if that was a complaint…that I’m getting is from my stomach…evidently…it has gotten pretty set in its ways over the last few months…as I’ve been eating at regular times…and it’s been working great…until now…seems my tummy can’t really tell time…and…it isn’t the number of hours between eating that is significant…it’s the actual time…who knew…

So…precisely an hour before my new meal times…I’m hungry…I want to eat…it’s time…

Bertha…says not to worry…it will quickly work out…and…I know that she’s right…it always does…

But…the whole concept of time change…and all the things that it can get off kilter…got us to thinking…what excuses can really be made due to the time change…

Being early for Church…late in the spring…that first day…legit…

Being late for your mortgage…not so much…

Driving 90 in a 55 zone…yeah…I’d try it, too…

Forgetting your anniversary…you’re on thin ice…

Leaving your kids at school…worth a try…but someone will call you…

Obviously…we’re just having a bit of fun with this…and…I would never need any of these excuses…well…maybe just one…but which one…I’m not saying…and I put duct tape over…Bertha’s…mouth…

Jane

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