Spam Advice…

My friend…Christy Birmingham…issued a challenge the other day…to take Jane Carrollfour spam comments from your blog…and create a poem with them…

Well… she is a poet…so that’s easy for her…not so much for me…but…I will take the challenge and include them in my blog…and…Bertha…will comment on their significance in my life…cause she says…nothing is wasted…there’s always a lesson for me to learn…

Thankfully…on the day that I pulled them…there were no annoying men’s medication posts…I do get them regularly…but…lately…they are really making an effort for them to sound almost plausible…here goes…

“Your tone and enthusiasm really shows in your writing.”

Well…Bertha…agrees with this one…pointing out that my tone and level of enthusiasm…good or bad…show…in everything I do…not just my writing…reminding me to strive for my very best attitude…every day…

“I’m very thinking about learning more about your site.”

Bertha…reminds me of all the times…I say…I’ll think about something… knowing full well that I have no intention of doing it…

“Usually, I don’t read long posts, but it was absolutely worth the time.”

Here…she’s reminding me…to step out of my box…do the things I don’t normally do…because…it may just be…absolutely worth the time…

“Keep helping people and you’ll receive everything you need in life.”

Even though…this one smacks of a Fortune Cookie…Bertha…says that it is absolutely true…and is actually very wise advice…

Hmmm…I better check the URL of that post…sounds like…Bertha…has been hacking the blog…

Jane

Maintaining It Up!

I would be less than honest…if I said I don’t appreciate comments on my blog…I mean…it’s sort of like dressing your baby up…and going for a stroll…oohing…and…ahhing…just make you feel good…

That being said…there’s the other kind of comments…the ones that get snagged by the filter…and…never see the light of the website…because…they are unsolicited…and have nasty backlinks…that kind of thing…but…they are also…extremely entertaining…in part because it is so obvious that they are written by someone who does not actually have a good grasp of the English language…and…because I love to play with words…I find it humorous…

Here’s one that I got in response to yesterday’s post…which was about more than one way of doing things…with a focus on weight loss…

What i do not realize is actually how you’re not actually more well-liked than you may be right now. You are so intelligent. You realize therefore considerably relating to this subject, produced me personally consider it from a lot of varied angles. Its like women and men aren’t fascinated unless it’s one thing to do with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs great. Always maintain it up!

Bertha…said I should contemplate on the first sentence…I’m choosing to focus on the second one…while trying to figure out how to incorporate…Lady Gaga…into the blog…

Oh…I just did…hope you were fascinated…

Jane