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Berthas…Berthas…Get your redhot Berthas…

There’s a new store in town…and…it’s all about Bertha!

Now you can have your favorite zany redhead with you as you go about your daily chores…just…visit the Bertha Store!

Bertha-Size Your Life! Tote Bag

Bertha’s in the bag…with room left over for your essentials.

Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.

  • 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • 22″ reinforced self-fabric handles
  • Machine washable
  • Measures 15″ x 18″ x 6″

Bertha’s Beach Mousepad

Don’t let working at your desk stop you from having fun. Every day with Bertha is a day at the Beach!

Keep your mouse rolling in style on our durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone with a computer. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Machine washable.

Bertha’s Bedtime Journal

Journal away…your secrets are safe with Bertha!

Scribble important stuff – lyrics, recipes, addresses, and more. Our Wire-O bound, 160 page journal has your choice of papers and measures 5″ x 8″, a handy on-the-go size to fit in your backpack. Get creative and let the muse flow.

  • Back cover made of thin black flexible textured plastic, measures 16/1000″ thick
  • Front cover made of 12pt glossy paper, laminated for durability
  • Filled with your choice of 60lb bookweight (24 lb bond) paper — blank, dot grid, lined college-ruled, or a task journal.

Bertha I Chose Large Mug

Enjoy your morning cuppa as Bertha reminds you to choose the good stuff in life.

Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.

  • Measures 4.5″ tall, 3.25″ diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe